wood spider - commonly found in Woodstock, Hollywood, Bollywood, Morewood and Kennywood. prefers muddy areas. often sleeps with blanket on bench. exfoliates with gel, pumice stones and handles. sometimes sounds like the police are coming. can break and damage doors. rarely gets good reception or internet access. often a dim light blue. happy when getting work done. sometimes criticized for being vulgar and lacking grace. swings a long stick.
granite spider - bigger and shaped differently. found in aquariums full of fish. and kitchens.
glass spider - often burrows at Dunkin Donuts. known for washing and breaking. can be clueless, overbearing and blind. also known to play the max. orthodox.
stainless steel spider - habitats range from machines, robots, bombs and marriages. uses standard cages and balls. believes garbage to be beautiful. weaknesses include: gold coats, alcohol, radio silence.
