electronic monster - huge, capable of fighting pretty much everything in this dimension, except for the new monster who is immune to the electronic monster’s chaos feature. He is immune to reason. I tried to tell him that if he killed everything, there would be no one to live off of. He needs people for his own existence.
new monster - smeared with its own vanity. Won’t remember its lover’s name when pressed. Never has “actual” sex. When pressured will declare the separation of state and power.
orientation monster - frequently passes out informational flyers. Rambles and films. A big creature that gobbles smaller creatures by absorbing or taking them in. Will certainly overstep the boundaries of nature.
buffy monster - creature trained for evil. Slightly comical. Sent to a place where strange things happen. May be adorable, like stuffed-animal adorable. Known to cover face with cardboard boxes. May have a long giraffe-like neck.
daughter monster - first word (really two) spoken: cookie monster. Or at least that is what is noticed and recorded. Who knows what it really was.
