name monster - there’s a penalty for fighting this monster. Should be fought like the monsters from ancient literature, like Beowulf. It lures its prey by using a baby to draw people near the water. The key to killing this monster is to kill her baby on land.
moth monster - to overcome this figure of Justice you must symbolically destroy both the mother and father, which means eliminating the perception of opposites. This can also include college students and military personnel. Often wears bright red dresses to trick its victims into “seeing red.” Sometimes known as mothra or mother.
blob monster - often hangs his dick outside his pants for attention. Often jokes about hanging his dick outside his pants. Screams when doesn’t receive attention. Scream can be shrill and piercing. Sometimes goes by the m.o. “Big Tiny.”
airline monster - the larger ones try to escape. The smaller ones are male and wait.
druid monster - appears in windows as an outline of a shadow. It’s always a mother and her children. They’re terrifying until you speak to them. While effective, you do not need to hit them with the iron. AKA, tree people.
garbage monster - will apologize for the stench of rotting babies. You must not think of the babies. The most elite and dangerous garbage monster is a woman with laser beams eyes. She will eventually find you.
